The 5 Indian GODDESES I saw – all in short dresses!

Madam, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I’ve been saying it all day. I even said it to Madam Dani, my lovely translator that translates books into Spanish … “Madam, someday I’ll pull your pants down and find a dick, I’m sure” She giggled. “Madam, I cannot help but flirt with you, you’re so NICE!” She giggled more. “your way …

The lovely Indian NURSE that put “gel” on my nipples to put “electrodes” on …

Now, this isn’t the sort of electrodes you’d expect. No nipples torture! Certainly no BDSM either. But it’s an incident thats stuck in my mind for nigh YEARS. Many years ago, I think in 2011 or so, but I cannot remember the exact year, I was headed to the Middle East for some rubbish. It …

Why I so love cleaning Maids feets

“Maid’s feets”.  “Ma’am, can I see your feets!”  … A direct translation of the “Hindi”, I believe where the “per” is both singular – plural – i.e. foot! I call them “Charan” as Priyanka Ma’am taught me SO WELL! Means, holy feet, meant to be worshipped like the Queens and Goddesses they belong to! Literally, …